I didn't explode

I just went on hiatus. Well, guess what? NOTHING HAS CHANGED. I am still single, still work for the same company, still have no life. The only thing of significance that changed is I fenced in my dinky yard for my dog - which is all whole other story that I could have posted about.... (synopsis: my neighbor is a psychopath).
I made a couple of eagles on the golf course this year (finally getting rid of the moniker my friends gave me of "best player never to have gotten an eagle")...
um... what else? Not much.... My life is dull, what can I tell ya?
Otherwise, life is the same as it ever was.... same as it ever was.